If I Only Had A Game A
I could while away the hours sharpenin' my powers,
Make you forget Hakeem;
And my head I'd be bobbin' As I dunked on Obi Toppin,
If I only had a game.
Defend me? It's a riddle. Can't stop me in the middle
Positions all the same.
With the shots that I'd be shootin' I'd blow by you like you're rootin'
If I only had a game.
Oh, I, could even sky, to rebound, block or score
I could make some moves I'd never made before,
And then I'd race down and score some more.
I would not be just a muffin', but swaggin' and a struttin',
My heart all swelled by fame;
And it would be no mystery with my stats go down in history,
If I only had a game.
Written by Randy Lucas for Silas Salem, sung to the tune of If I Only Had A Brain