Attitudes

If nothings going right for you, the first thing I would do, is check up on those flaky, goofy, grumpy attitudes.
Theres flaky, goofy attitudes in the church today, if you really want to please the Lord those attitudes must change, If nothings going right for you, the first thing I would do, is check up on those flaky, goofy, grumpy attitudes.
You know theres those people that believe the only reason they were put here on earth, was to accumulate things.
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme praise ye the Lord,
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme praise ye the Lord,
Praise ye the Lord, I really want it,, praise ye the Lord, I really need it,, praise ye the Lord. I deserve it, Lord, I want some more!
Then theres those folks that have so much stuff, they dont know what to do with it, they have all the comforts of life, but havent givin God a raise in 20 years tis so sweet to keep my money, the church dont need it anyway. Lord, well keep the preacher poor. If Youll keep him humble, well give our dollar once a week.
Then we have those groups of believers who figure if its the Lords will, then its just gonna happen. Oh victory in Jesus, were drifting forever, if God wants it done, let Him do it Himself, were too busy anyway.
And Oh, how we pray, Lord give us revival, yea, we want revival as long as its on our time schedule. Have thine own way Lord, till twelve oclock Im getting hungry, tell the preacher to stop!
And how we like to gather at the restaurant after church for fellowship, yeah good Christian fellowship shall we gather at the restaurant, to talk about the people that we dont like, well enjoy a lot of gossip at the restaurant, and have us some roasted preacher . . .
Theres flaky, goofy attitudes in the church today, if you really want to please the Lord, those attitudes must change. If nothings going right for you, the first thing I would do, is check up on those flaky, goofy grumpy attitudes.
And how about the way they ran that service this morningman O man. Weve never done it that way before no we havent. And what about that preacher of ours, man, hes so stuck up! One of the ladies told me the other day Well, he didnt even shake my hand!
And boy, what about that music? Theyre trying to make it into that Praise and Worship stuff I hate it, I hate it!
Boy, Ill tell you what, why dont we go down to that ole restaurant, I sure hope brother Tom is down there, Id like to give him a piece of my mind. Thats right, come on, Ill meet you down there see you later, alright, Ill see you there

Chorus: Theres flaky, goofy attitudes in the church today, if you really want to please the Lord those attitudes must change, If nothings going right for you, the first thing I would do,is ask the Lord to change my selfish, grumpy attitudes.
You know theres some folks that believe the only reason they were put here on earth, was to accumulate things.
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme praise ye the Lord,
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme praise ye the Lord,
Praise ye the Lord, I really want it,, praise ye the Lord, I really need it,, praise ye the Lord. I deserve it, Lord, I want some more!
Then theres those folks that have so much stuff, they dont know what to do with it, they have all the comforts of life, but havent given God a raise in 20 years
tis so sweet to keep my money, the church dont need it anyway. Lord, well keep the preacher poor. If Youll keep him humble, well give our dollar once a week.
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And Oh, how we pray, Lord give us revival, yea, we want revival as long as its on our time schedule.
Have thine own way Lord, till twelve oclock Im getting hungry, tell the preacher to stop!
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And how we like to gather at the restaurant after church for fellowship, yeah good Christian fellowship
shall we gather at the restaurant, to talk about the people that we dont like, well enjoy a lot of gossip at the restaurant, and have us some roasted preacher . . .
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But you know thats just the way I am and thats the way Ive always done it
Just as am without one sin, Ill get into heaven with my Sunday school pin, how lucky the Lordll be to take me in, how much better than them sinners I have beento sin I aint kin..
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