| . .. walked up to you and yelled in your face
. .. bit you
. .. licked you
. .. sniffed your crotch
. .. humped your leg
. .. knocked over furniture
. .. chewed up your upholstery
. .. pissed on your carpet
. .. dumped on your lawn
. .. brought flees/bacteria in your house
. .. annoyed your friends
Could we be friends? |