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A person who practices or studies law    
Lawyers need laws to give their lives meaning.   Without laws, there is no need for a lawyer.   The more laws, the more criminals.   The more criminals, the more lawyers to prosecute and defend.   

Lawyers deal in words.   Debating skills are developed to enable them to succeed in contests of words involving law.   

Lawyers produce no usable product.   Invariably they use their skills to limit Freedom.   Lawyers do not allow moral absolutes to affect their work.