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[ Created: 2009-11-25 08:27:52  Updated: 2018-07-25 01:15:00 Owner: rl ]
Title: Funny stuff (by rl)    
  
  
  
  

    

  
  
  
  


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  • accomodate - dinner and a movie involving two items of punctuation
  • perforate - family meal at a Vietnamese restaurant
  • alienator - what happened to the missing ufologist
  • hitchhiker - a jack for raising a two inch ball
  • parasites - a pretty girl at the grand canyon
  • retaliate - to recount your money until you have the correct sum
  • happiness - the result of Capone`s tax evasion conviction
  • sincere - a burn from doing something wrong
  • giant - a very large ant
  • bashful - seen enough of the demolition derby
  • percolate - sort out a bunch of cats
  • incarnate - Nate, when he`s in his chevy
  • infatuate - the reason you gained weight
  • maritime - taking a vacation cruise with Mary
  • placate - what you tell Kate when she is bored
  • hiccup - when they pulled the country boy out of the well
  • unalterable - what a confirmed bachelor is
  • penultimate - what Bic strives for
  • catapult - a machine for throwing a cat so hard against a wall it makes the sound, `pult`
  • reverberate - to repeat a command for emphasis, e.g.   Run, Run, Run!   
  • nicotine - Nick after his bar-mitzvah
  • isolate - what a gramatically challenged tardy person says when he arrives
  • spinster - an old maid in a hot rod
  • descent - take a shower
  • medicine - to get hooked on prescription drugs
  • validate - take your girlfriend out in Bakersfield, CA